My love, skimming through her hometown newspaper yesterday: “Babe, can you check the math on this Christmas fact I found here?”
Me: “Let me guess. The answer’s 364.”
And it was. Merry Christmas.
This is a post from an old folder of drafts; I’m not sure what year’s Christmas it was actually written on.
God plays dice 
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